The humans have been acting a bit strange lately. Alice thinks it is spring fever or something. For example we found this picture of an obviously very happy entity called Normali. From the drawing it would appear to be a mug or something so we are going to attempt to get into the cupboards and check out all the mugs in there just in case they are all actually alive.

Ok so last week the one of the humans said that they didn’t consider the bright yellow flower known as a dandilion a weed like some of the other humans and that if we wanted a job we should come and see them. Me and Alice turned up eggar and ready to help and the human set us to picking all the yellow flowers we could find!

Apparently dandilions make a lovely desert wine.

We got the whole crew on bored and picked all day sneezing and becoming steadily more yellow from the pollen. Zack couldn’t seem to tell the difference between the bright yellow flowers and the fluffy white seed balls these marvolous flowers turn into. As a result he went on a short paragluide clinding onto the seed for his dear life!

Anyway we managed to pick enough for the human to have to use both its’ fermenting buckets - it seemed to pour water on the flowers and add some sugar and stuff. But what happened was that the kettle had to be boiled for various stages of cleaning buckets and things and me being covered in the yellow pollen I accidently got thrown into the fermenting bucket with all the flowers and I would have been boiled alive if the humans wiggly woo (I think I’ve mentioned before humans call them babies) hadn’t gotten all excited.

(Alice says I’m exaggerating again and that at no point was I almost boiled alive other wise the wiggly woo would not have been crawling around the kitchen at that point in the wine making - I think she is just rose tinting the past personally.)

After what Alice terms my identifaction feasco last week were I made the innocent and understandable mistake of calling a walnut tree sapling a dandilion, she insisted that we went for a flower survey. The survey had two purposes the first was that Alice had heared that one of the humans had been doing flower surveys for English Nature and thought it would be nice to help and the second was to teach me about floral identification.

So we set off across the great green vastness of the Lawn. Alice had made Buzz and Zack come with us as well - mainly I think so that they could carry the clip boards for recording things. As always Alice had drawn up a search algorhythem so that we could attack the problem in a systamatic way. (She says that she’s still hurt that none of us stuck to them and that the results of the survey will not mean anything as we all just wondered off in random directions).

Anyway amoungst the grass we found sever flowers, some were cream tufty flowers where each petal looked like a little white pod of some sort. These Alice informed me were Clover flowers and could be found in pink and purples too. We looked for the other colours but didn’t really find any. Apparently humans have some funny idea about clover leaves and can sometimes be found spending vast amounts of time looking for one with four leaves instead of three - we haven’t worked out why yet when there is a load of them growing in the flower bed infront of their house :/

We then found these lovely flower with custard yellow middles and lots of thin long white petals. These were again quiet small. These Alice informs me are daisys. Not unlike the Pink Daisy trees we investigated a while back - only small.

Then I found a bright yellow sun on the ground! (Alice says I’m being to discriptive again but that is really what it did look like). This turned out to be a dandilion - it really doesn’t look anything like a walnut tree I have to admit.

Now I wanted to take it back to the house with me but we have been told off before about picking the flowers but then one of the humans told us that dandilions are considered weeds and that we were welcome to as many of them as we wanted.

This cheered us all up as we thought they would make lovely parrasols for the summer! So we picked some there and then.

One of the humans did say that it doesn’t consider the dandilions weeds and if we wanted we should come and see her next week and she’d give us a job to do!

It was all very exciting and informative

Hope to see you all soon

Ted and Alice

Me and Alice were wondering about in front of the house were the humans live when we notice a large black pot had appeared. We decided to investigate it so we went and got our paper clips and wool so that we could scale the sides easily.

Inside the pot was a woody pant with some leaves at the top, me and Alice examined it closely and had a big argument over weather it was a tree. (Alice wants me to point out that she was right and I was most definatly wrong as I thought it was a dandilion - I think that Alice should learn about the concept of humility - she says in that case I need to take the master class - not quiet sure what she means there).

Anyway it turns out to be a Walnut Tree and appearently it is going to get alot bigger - can you believe that it will be many human height tall - this seems incredible to me and Alice but the humans assure us it is so. They got it from a neighbour to plant for their baby (humans call their wiggly woos babies - silly creatures). It is apparently the same age as their young one and they seem very excited by it all.

Apparently it will produce nuts that are almost wiggly pet size! And we can have the shells to make bowls and the like - it all sounds very intreging and we can’t wait to see it grow into a strapping young tree. The humans say this will take along time but they are purely temporial beings which we Wiggly Pets aren’t.

Hope to see you all soon

Ted and Alice

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As it turns out the snobberlink appears to have escaped it’s subatomic prison though they do seem to need the worms to think for them - we are wondering if it is some sort of symbiotic relationship (Alice says I should write Mutulism instead of symbiotic to be correct - again I feel she has no concept of the flow of words and narritive).

After finding this sketch by the human Alice thinks that we have no need to consult the humans about what might have happened to the Snobberlink that is trapped inside a crystalline structures unit cell - she thinks we need to talk to the worms who she says have a firm grasp of the mathematical truth of the universe. I reminded her it is just a theory, a system even - built up on its’ own axioms. She told me to shut up and then started saying things like mutter mutter quantum tunneling mutter spilation mutter MUTTER mutter worm wholes.

Not really sure why worms having wholes is really such an important fact in the search but Alice thinks it is very important.

As much as we wiggly pets are the arch nemisis of the Snobberlinks this latest sketch we found in the humans note book makes us very sad and worried. Alice says it looks like a unit cell diagram of some sillicate (she recons that’s a type of rock and that it means the snobberlink has been shrunk to sub atomic size.)

We shall consult with the humans - one of which was a geologist as see if we can mount a rescue mission.

We have found yet another picture of the dreaded snobberlinks - we fear this means their number is increasing here on Earth. And they do appear to have befriended these poor nieve little worms.

Another of the humans Snobberlink sketches - this one at least seems to have failed to grasp the basic concepts of maths (or at least that is what Alice recons - she has also told me off for singing the chat The T Will Always Tessilate as it is not true which she points out even the worm has worked out - I think she is being perdantic again).

Ok so we managed to get hold of one of the humans sketches of the dreaded Snobberlinks - here it is - take note and if you see one… RUN FOR COVER!