The Walnut Tree

Me and Alice were wondering about in front of the house were the humans live when we notice a large black pot had appeared. We decided to investigate it so we went and got our paper clips and wool so that we could scale the sides easily.

Inside the pot was a woody pant with some leaves at the top, me and Alice examined it closely and had a big argument over weather it was a tree. (Alice wants me to point out that she was right and I was most definatly wrong as I thought it was a dandilion – I think that Alice should learn about the concept of humility – she says in that case I need to take the master class – not quiet sure what she means there).

Anyway it turns out to be a Walnut Tree and appearently it is going to get alot bigger – can you believe that it will be many human height tall – this seems incredible to me and Alice but the humans assure us it is so. They got it from a neighbour to plant for their baby (humans call their wiggly woos babies – silly creatures). It is apparently the same age as their young one and they seem very excited by it all.

Apparently it will produce nuts that are almost wiggly pet size! And we can have the shells to make bowls and the like – it all sounds very intreging and we can’t wait to see it grow into a strapping young tree. The humans say this will take along time but they are purely temporial beings which we Wiggly Pets aren’t.

Hope to see you all soon

Ted and Alice


Where Did We Park It?

Where did we park the flying saucer?

As it turns out the snobberlink appears to have escaped it’s subatomic prison though they do seem to need the worms to think for them – we are wondering if it is some sort of symbiotic relationship (Alice says I should write Mutulism instead of symbiotic to be correct – again I feel she has no concept of the flow of words and narritive).

Worms and Maths

Introducing Calculus by Worm

After finding this sketch by the human Alice thinks that we have no need to consult the humans about what might have happened to the Snobberlink that is trapped inside a crystalline structures unit cell – she thinks we need to talk to the worms who she says have a firm grasp of the mathematical truth of the universe. I reminded her it is just a theory, a system even – built up on its’ own axioms. She told me to shut up and then started saying things like mutter mutter quantum tunneling mutter spilation mutter MUTTER mutter worm wholes.

Not really sure why worms having wholes is really such an important fact in the search but Alice thinks it is very important.

Poor Little Thing

As much as we wiggly pets are the arch nemisis of the Snobberlinks this latest sketch we found in the humans note book makes us very sad and worried. Alice says it looks like a unit cell diagram of some sillicate (she recons that’s a type of rock and that it means the snobberlink has been shrunk to sub atomic size.)

Viable Structure

We shall consult with the humans – one of which was a geologist as see if we can mount a rescue mission.



We have found yet another picture of the dreaded snobberlinks – we fear this means their number is increasing here on Earth. And they do appear to have befriended these poor nieve little worms.

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