A Romantic Walk


Me and Alice discovered that humans do this strange thing on the 14th of Feburary every year. They celebrate Valentines day, which appears to be something to do with a dead guy in a prision but we’re not sure.

For some reason to celebrate this they all group together in their coupling pairs and do Romatic things. We hear they do lots of walking and giving cards to each other, sitting down for costly meals and give each other roses and chocolates.

Looking at the word Romantic me and Alice assume that it means you have to go for a walk probably to not get fat from all of the chocolate and to perform antics such as hand stands and the like. Rome – Antics either that or it has something to do with Italy or a river in Essex, not sure which.

Wiggly Pets are keen to understand the human world so that they can help out better, being naturally helpfull creatures, so we decided to take a Romantic walk together. Alice siad that she didn’t want another rose after the travisty I brought home last time which I think was a tad unfair as I had to traverse the Gravel river and get all the way to the Great Gravel sea and back again to get her that bloom (she would like it pointed out that I only did this becuase I had upset her and needed to do something to say sorry).

We decided the humans still had enough chocolate left over form christmas that we could just take some of that rather than finding anything special, so we packed some gold coins and a piece of spagetti and a thimble with a wax seal full of soup and set off.

We got one of the humans to carry us over the gravel river and they even took us across the Great Gravel Sea to the Bed of Bird Tables. Here there were lovely moss lawns for us to stroll over in the sun shine. This appears to be a whole new continent that we will have to explore at some future point.

We sat by a clump of tufty trees with interesting blue canapies and eat our three course meals. One of the humans asked us were we had got the chocolate coin and we explaned we got it out of the cupboard in the kitchen – they seemed a bit miffed and started going on about taking candy from babies (their word for wiggly woos) not really sure what was going on there – humans can be so strange.

They seemed to cheer up when we explained it was a Valentines meal – they pointed out we were a bit early but that there are always stupid rushes to do valentines day stuff on the 14 th so we had probably got it right. They said it was sweet that we used the foil off of the coins for our plates and cups – we agreed and showed them the bowls we had fashioned too.

The evening begain to draw in and they took us back to the house and gave us little hearts that are just the right size for use to hold – they had made these apparently and said we could give them too each other instead of cards.

It was a nice day and Alice only moaned about me three times, in the end we didn’t get anytime for the antics part of the walk which was abit of a relief as I didn’t facy doing cartwheels on a full stomache.

It was an interesting adventure.

Ted and Alice

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